Kelly: Doesn't it freak you out that I have a child?
Ryan: Doesn't it freak you out at all that I am a child?

School is hard enough as it is without my sister banging the teacher.

Silver

Kelly: How many of your friends have kids?
Ryan: Let me count... zero.

We are just gonna have to bring a little Kansas to Beverly Hills - and we are gonna have fun. Because it's all about family.

Harry

It's chic to look post-rehab, didn't you know?

Silver

Harry: I'm the first to admit that I wasn't the greatest guy back then.
Debbie: I'm more concerned with the kind of guy you are now.

There's a lot of temptation here. I'm concerned about how it's gonna affect the kids.

Debbie

I'm trying to figure out when to be your principal and when to be your dad.

Harry [to Dixon]

Naomi: Are you breaking up with me?
Ethan: I'm breaking up with us.

I said yes to a date on a school night, which I thought was pretty cool of me.

Debbie

They're my pigs, sir, and I can prove it. They respond to their names when called.

Navid

At least I got someone who cares enough about me to slap me. Better than you and your hand.

Ethan

90210 Season 1 Quotes

Come on. This is gonna be fun. We got the weather, we got the palm trees, we got the... more palm trees.

Harry

Dixon: This sucks.
Debbie: Dixon, how about a new phrase? Like this bites or this blows? Because you've been saying this sucks for the last 1,500 miles.