I need to finish my memoirs before my friend Virgnia does. We've slept with all the same people.

Tabitha

Tabitha: My damn computer froze up again.
Harry: What did you spill on it this time, Mom?
Tabitha: Scotch. I mean... iced tea.

Dixon: This place definitely doesn't suck.
Annie: Welcome to California.

I was trying to find that guy you liked a couple summers ago.

Ethan [to Annie]

There's a whole world outside of Beverly Hills.

Silver

Is it true? Are you cheating on me? Don't lie to me.

Naomi

You're not a guest. You're my bitch. Now, get me some food!

Navid

Sometimes I feel like we bend over backwards for Dixon, but we don't do the same for Annie.

Debbie

Annie: You sound like a spoiled brat.
Naomi: Well you sounds like a spoiled bitch. And just so we're clear, you're completely disinvited to my birthday party!

Annie: Do you remember what I told you I liked about you the first time we met?
Ethan: That I was frightfully honest.
Annie: Yeah. I'm just wondering what happened to that guy I liked from a couple summers ago. Because this new one is an ass.

When I'm on the field, when he talks to me after the game, it's like something we have together... like we're really father and son.

Dixon

Silver: That's what a blog is supposed to do: cause problems.

90210 Season 1 Quotes

Come on. This is gonna be fun. We got the weather, we got the palm trees, we got the... more palm trees.

Harry

Dixon: This sucks.
Debbie: Dixon, how about a new phrase? Like this bites or this blows? Because you've been saying this sucks for the last 1,500 miles.