Silver: It's not that I dont like her. I hate her. Naomi is the Anti-Christ.
Annie: Well, the Anti-Christ didn't trash me in front of half a million people. You did.

We're talking about me, and then all of a sudden it's about you.

Ethan [on Naomi]

Look at her ass. You could crack an egg on it.

Tabitha

I could drive you home and we could swap stories about Harry's penis.

Debbie [to Mrs. Clark]

Naomi: Why are you always so mean to me?
Ryan: Who said I was mean? [to bartender} She's underage. Don't serve. I guess that was mean. Oops.

Early birthday present for myself, from myself. Aren't I nice?

Naomi

Dixon: If a dude is cheating on a girl like that, it means he doesn't wanna be with her anymore.
Annie: But she's so beautiful.
Dixon: That doesn't mean she's not a pain in the ass.

I'm gonna call for some takeout. Not that your tater tots aren't to die for.

Tabitha

Never worry about being fair. Just grab on to those jewels and twist then like a garbage bag.

Tabitha [on fighting philosophy]

Looks like principal's kid has some game.

Ryan

Mrs. Clark and I went out for a bit back in high school.

Harry

You're gonna need new clothes. So we'll go shopping after school.

Naomi

90210 Season 1 Quotes

Come on. This is gonna be fun. We got the weather, we got the palm trees, we got the... more palm trees.

Harry

Dixon: This sucks.
Debbie: Dixon, how about a new phrase? Like this bites or this blows? Because you've been saying this sucks for the last 1,500 miles.