Why do you have a trunk fool of porn?!?

Sasha

Silver: Just a homeless guy?
Teddy: Sorry. I meant an abode-challenged individual.

Adrianna: Do you know how many other girls there are just like me?
Navid: I do. Zero.

I don't do well under pressure. This is why I couldn't be a spy. I get all hive-y and honest.

Navid

Dixon: Navid, my friend, I am living the dream.
Navid: Dixon, my friend, you are living a lie.

You're Naomi Clark. You rule West Bev. Snap your fingers and you could have any man you want.

Silver

It's kind of funny. Everyone you loved ends up loving me more. First, Ethan. Now, Liam. Who's gonna be next?

Annie

Naomi: I love the feeling of being on the ocean. It totally turns me on.
Silver: Ewww, Naomi.

Dixon: What about Silver?
Navid: Obviously, we need to kill Silver.

I pretty much foreshadowed the whole Girls Gone Wild craze.

Kelly

Teddy: What about Megan Fox?
Dixon: Sasha blows her away.

My next woman will be all about the D man. I'm gonna find myself a female Dixon.

Dixon

90210 Season 2 Quotes

Teddy: I gotta say. I like the way you handle balls.
Silver: The way you say that, it almost sounds sexual.

Naomi: Am I the only one that thought [Monica Lewinsky] had real talent as a bag designer?
Silver: Yes.