Nothing bad ever happens when you work something called "dark force"

Coulson

I didn't realize that Big Brother was this big.

Skye

Whatever you do, don't breathe. That was a joke.

Simmons

You made a tough call Dr. Hall, now I have to make mine. [shoots glass under Hall]

Coulson

Coulson: Dr. Hall, Agent Coulson, we have an exit strategy.
Dr. Hall: SHIELD?
Coulson: Yes sir. We let's get you out of here.
Dr. Hall: Well, I'm sorry Mr. Coulson; I'm right where I'm supposed to be.
Coulson: I'll be honest. Our strategy did not take into consideration you saying that.

The TARDIS

Simmons

Skye: Fitz, have you ever heard of an O84 being a person?
Fitz: No, but I suppose it’s possible. I’d hate to meet the guy.

You died. There's no way you can go through a trauma like that and not come out of it changed.

May

Ward: Really? You think Coulson will take that excuse if he finds out about us?
May: He took it ok when I told him.
Ward: Wait? You told him?
May: Yep.

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I've been where you are right now so please believe me when I tell you you don't have to be afraid.

Coulson

Coulson: We need a reset here Fitz. Fitz?
Simmons: Saying his name repeatedly, does not increase productive.

She said no, her story started here. Instead of mourning the families that didn't want her she celebrated the family she’s always had. It was Shield protecting her, looking after her.

Coulson

Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. Quotes

Kasius: Yo-Yo Rodriguez? How peculiar.
Yo-Yo: Says the space mime!

Sousa: Hey, what are you doing up?
Daisy: Why do you care?
Sousa: Because you don't.