May: What is your gut telling you now.
Coulson: That she's still hiding something.

Melinda: You can't save someone from themselves, sir.
Coulson: You can if you get to them early enough [looks at Skye].

You should know, I'm not a fan of being poked.

Coulson

I even let them tag me like a stray dog.

Skye

Simmons: This is the victim's brain.
Coulson: It looks like a burnt baked potato.

You and Simmons are so tight, it's like you're psychically linked.

Skye

I've been where you are right now so please believe me when I tell you you don't have to be afraid.

Coulson

I wanted it to be a person. Some super powered psychopath. Someone I could hurt. Someone I could punish. That I could do. What I can't do is protect you guys from stuff I can't even see or understand.

Ward

I'm doing what we always do. We're going to fix this. Together.

Fitz

You died. There's no way you can go through a trauma like that and not come out of it changed.

May

Whatever you do, don't breathe. That was a joke.

Simmons

Hill: What does S.H.I.E.L.D. stand for Agent Ward?
Ward: Strategic Homeland Intervention, Enforcement and Logistics Division.
Hill: And what does that mean to you?
Ward: That someone really wanted our initials to spell SHIELD.

Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. Quotes

Kasius: Yo-Yo Rodriguez? How peculiar.
Yo-Yo: Says the space mime!

Sousa: Hey, what are you doing up?
Daisy: Why do you care?
Sousa: Because you don't.