Favorite Almost Human Quotes
John: I like smart women. Women who are smarter than me.
Dorian: That shouldn't be too hard.
Dorian: You know what I love best about you? Your punctuality.
John: What's that supposed to mean?
Dorian: You're late. And the car smells like olive oil
Dorian: Did you just hang up on Captain Maldonado?
John: Yeah. Boring conversation anyway.
Dorian: I just love that you wear your insubordination like it's a virtue.
Rudy: Chewing gum? Really? Would you fix a race car with chewing gum?
John: Uh, yeah, if it was busted and I needed to win a race.
John: Let's go get some noodles.
Dorian: You are aware that I don't eat.
John: Perfect. I'm buying. Let's roll.
Maldonado: You can't cook ramen.
John: Hey, I can cook ramen! Okay, I can order ramen.
John: There are a few rules.
Rudy: Such as...
John: First of all, you gotta promise me not to embarrass me, okay? Second of all, don't talk about your test tubes.
Rudy: Is that a euphemism? No. Is there a third rule?
John: Yeah, pretend we just met.
Stahl: Did Dorian just flip that van?
John: Why hasn't he done that before?
[to John] Keep banging on it, Caveman. That'll make it work.
Dorian
Dorian: When I was decommissioned, the second before it happened I just kept thinking 'I really hope there's someone there to wake me up again.' I just want to be a cop, man. I just want to be here. And then you woke me up. It was you. You were that person for me, John.
John: Well, we all make mistakes.
Dorian: I want to be that person for him.
[to Dorian] You, uh, you get a little cranky when you don't get enough sleep, huh?
Kennex
[to Dorian] Look, having your own space isn't all it's cracked up to be. Sure, you can build robotic butterflies to your heart's content, but it can get lonely. Really lonely.
Rudy
