Almost Human

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It's not our past that defines us. It's what we do now.

Dorian

Maldonado: John, thanks for not destroying any MXs today.
John: Yeah, well. The night is young.

Dorian: Hey, Mr. Friendly! How was Angry Class 101?
Kennex: Call me that again and I swear I'll stick my boot right in your face.

Kennex: You know, as crazy as that guy was, he was right about one thing. The black marks, they follow you around. You know, sometimes I walk throught his precinct and the way people look at me, like...
Maldonado: John, don't let them into your head.

[to Dorian] Hey, who's a happy toaster!?

Kennex

[to Dorian] Look, having your own space isn't all it's cracked up to be. Sure, you can build robotic butterflies to your heart's content, but it can get lonely. Really lonely.

Rudy

[to Dorian] You, uh, you get a little cranky when you don't get enough sleep, huh?

Kennex

Dorian: When I was decommissioned, the second before it happened I just kept thinking 'I really hope there's someone there to wake me up again.' I just want to be a cop, man. I just want to be here. And then you woke me up. It was you. You were that person for me, John.
John: Well, we all make mistakes.
Dorian: I want to be that person for him.

[to John] Keep banging on it, Caveman. That'll make it work.

Dorian

Stahl: Did Dorian just flip that van?
John: Why hasn't he done that before?

John: Is all of that for one person? What do you do with it.
Dorian: Probably the same thing you do with yours. Nothing.

John: There are a few rules.
Rudy: Such as...
John: First of all, you gotta promise me not to embarrass me, okay? Second of all, don't talk about your test tubes.
Rudy: Is that a euphemism? No. Is there a third rule?
John: Yeah, pretend we just met.

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Almost Human Quotes

Maldonado: 'Kennex should return to duty never.'
John: Never? Well that's a long time.

Richard, I know this won't be easy for you, but don't be a prick.

Valerie
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