American Horror Story
Wednesdays 10:00 PM on FXFavorite American Horror Story Quotes
Shelby: It's never too late for love.
Audrey: Too late? What do you mean? When is it too late? When your heart ossifies? When your vagina exsiccates into an ancient artifact? Or is it just any woman over the age of 29? What do you mean?
I have always loved you.
Spalding
Myrtle: You must think you're very clever.
Fiona: I do. I do think I'm very clever. I am after all the Supreme.
[to Elsa] The most precious one to you is the roar of the crowd, and God forbid someone comes along and steals your spotlight.
Ethel
Madame LaLaurie: I don't know how to thank you for saving my life.
Queenie: I guess you'll just have to work on that then, huh?
The baby's full term. It won't be long.
Pepper
Dell: This is the perfect time for me to tell you something that my father told me.
Jimmy: What?
Dell: It's the Toledo code. The first minute you let a woman tell you what to do is the first minute you hand your balls to 'em.
Jimmy: I wanna keep my balls.
Dell: You hold on to them son.
The truce is over.
Marie Laveau
Rule #1 When attempting to blackmail a man with freakish strength and a mean streak the size of the panhandle make sure you got witnesses.
Stanley
She would have made a lousy Supreme and that's something this Coven can't afford at this moment in history. It's my duty to stay vital.
Fiona
Dandy: Bette I know you love me. Tell them you want to stay and live forever in luxury.
Dot: There's something wrong with Dandy and you know it.
Bette: I'm sorry but I choose my sister always. We have to go.
[to Gloria] Those girls were a cool stream of glacier water. My heart bloomed as they nourished it. And now it's all gone. There's nothing left but the dust and the scorpions inside of me. I was never destined to feel love.
Dandy
