American Horror Story
Wednesdays 10:00 PM on FXFavorite American Horror Story Quotes
Countess: You saved my son.
Alex: You saved mine.
I'm finding it really hard to look at your face because I really, really want to bash it in.
Vivien
There is no God, but there is a Santa Claus!
Killer Santa
Why did you leave me? You said you'd never leave me.
Kyle
Madame LaLaurie: Maid? Have you have any idea with whom you are speaking?
Fiona: Yes, the maid. Unless you want to go back in the box.
Miss Aryan Sisterhood came between Queenie and her food.
Madison
You are gonna give me that book because it's my fate to have it. You see I have a plan to meet my mother. And when I see her I'm going to greet her with a polite hello, Ms Winters, do you know who I am? And, she'll shake her head in ignorance and then I'll present this book of lies. And, then I'll say, "I'm in your book, except I didn't die. I'm the piece of trash you threw away 48 years ago. I'm your son." When she fully understands who it is standing in front of her, I'll take out my 9 mm handgun, point it at her face, and pull the trigger. And, I would have finally completed my father's work. But, first, I'm going to need that book.
Johnny
I questioned my sanity when I first found out. But this house, this house will make you a believer.
Constance
Well, hot damn.
Lana
Listen to me, Iris. You and I, we are women of a certain age. We have suffered more than our fair share, dammit. We should inherit the earth.
Liz
Why are you writing about him? He's just another maniac!
Kit
The Monsignor: Please, Jude, don't be childish.
Jude: Childish? Hell, I'm the Queen of Candyland.
