American Horror Story
Wednesdays 10:00 PM on FXFavorite American Horror Story Quotes
Our children are at risk from so much in this world, and we can never protect them from all of it. But when there's something we can do to make them just a little bit safer, we do it.
Alex
You are gonna give me that book because it's my fate to have it. You see I have a plan to meet my mother. And when I see her I'm going to greet her with a polite hello, Ms Winters, do you know who I am? And, she'll shake her head in ignorance and then I'll present this book of lies. And, then I'll say, "I'm in your book, except I didn't die. I'm the piece of trash you threw away 48 years ago. I'm your son." When she fully understands who it is standing in front of her, I'll take out my 9 mm handgun, point it at her face, and pull the trigger. And, I would have finally completed my father's work. But, first, I'm going to need that book.
Johnny
[to Elsa] Thought you'd be hot as a Limehouse whore by now.
Ethel
Come on, Mary Todd Lincoln, I'll buy you a drink.
Fiona
I am the queen of every hive. I am the fire on every hill. I am the shield over every head. I am the spear of battle. Who but I am both the tree and the lightning that strikes it?
The Butcher
It is a horrible feeling to have a craving that you can never satiate.
Donovan
Sister Jude: I do hope you know what you are in for. The loneliness, the heartbreak, the sacrifice you will face as a woman with a dream on her own.
Lana: You don't have any idea of what I'm capable of.
Sister Jude: Well, then, look at you, Ms. Lana Banana. Just remember if you look in the face of evil, evil's gonna look right back at you.
Audrey: Oh Jesus, Sidney! I think he's dead.
Lee: You think?!
Audrey: Oh, leave me alone! I'm not American, I'm not used to all this carnage.
There are three reasons I deal with women; sex, money or makin' me sandwiches. And unless you're planning on going into my kitchen and slapping some ham between two slices of bread, this conversation is over.
Joe
James: How do you know all this?
Tristan: I Googled you.
James: That sounds obscene!
Violet: It's the darkness. It has me.
Ben: I have you honey, I have you.
I couldn't toast a piece of bread with the heat they were putting on you.
Fiona
