American Horror Story
Wednesdays 10:00 PM on FXAmerican Horror Story Season 1 Quotes
I have long stopped asking why the mad do mad things.
Constance
Once I knew that Hugo cheated, he was no more to me than dog shit.
Constance
Are you crazy? I never loved you. I endured you. For the sake of my family.
Constance
Now, likely I won't have the upper body strength to saw you in half the way you did my poor Travis, but I certainly could cut off the smaller parts!
Constance
Wait a minute. I heard about this on the news. They found a young man with his body cut in two. They called him Boy Dahlia. Are you saying that Travis is The Boy Dahlia?
Constance
Ben: But, you'll be able to come home in a day or two. I promise you.
Vivien: I'm not going back to that house.
You know Tate, unlike your siblings, you were graced with so many graces. How is it that you cannot bring yourself to use them? Just a smile or a kind word could open the gates to heaven.
Constance
Tate: Thank you for the salty pig meat we are about to eat, along with the rest of the rest of the indigestible swill. And thank you for our new charade of a family. My father ran away when I was only six, and if I had known any better I would have joined him. And, also because she's been trying to get back into this house ever since she lost it, Lord, a big thank you for blinding the asshole that's doing my mother so he can't see what everybody knows: that she doesn't really love him.
Constance: Is he dead yet?
Larry: Not quite yet.
Constance: Well make sure he's off the property before he expires. I wouldn't care to encounter his carcass ever again.
There's not going to be a swimming pool, you stupid slut.
Constance
There are three reasons I deal with women; sex, money or makin' me sandwiches. And unless you're planning on going into my kitchen and slapping some ham between two slices of bread, this conversation is over.
Joe
Tour Guide: The Montgomery murder-suicide was only the first of many to occur behind these bloody walls.
Marcy: Let's not put that on the listing.
