Archer
Wednesdays 10:00 PM on FXFavorite Archer Quotes
Cyril, go lock up the product before Cokey Monster here gobbles it all up.
Malory
Malory: What, were the Hell's Angels busy?
Pam: Busy being pussies!
Silence - yes! Aspire to that while I think of a plan.
Lana
I need my slightly-darker-black black suit.
Ron: Next time remind me to get shot in the head!
Archer: Ron, next time get shot in the head.
Malory: Well, she won't go to rehab and you won't let her die with dignity...
Lana: From an overdose of cocaine cake?!
Cyril: He can't come in without a warrant - well, unless you invite him in.
Archer: He's not a vampire, idiot. Plus it's daytim
Cyril: You could pose him with Woodhouse
Krieger: God knows he's a little GILF.
Gillette: He's like a thousand.
Lana: You won't be having sex with him.
Gillette: Well, wait, he is a Duke.
Lana: No means no.
So if I were you, I'd run out that door while I still had a chance. I'd also waste 5 precious minutes of my head start in the race to freedom, giving that swell guy Archer a combination thank-you-goodbye blow job.
Hawley: What do you people think the letters FBI stands for?
Archer: I bought a T-Shirt once that said "Female Body Inspector.
I'll be watching you like a hawk. That's been bred with an eagle...to produce some kind of eagle-eyed superhawk...with a badge.
Hawley
