How hot am I now? Let me answer that for you. AS BALLS.

Pam

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Archer: For what it's worth, we all kinda liked you the way you were.
Pam: Really?
Archer: Well, we hated you less. You kinda turned into a ginormous asshole.

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Man, I am blowing this jug!

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Malory: Are you bothering them?
Lana: I am. And also, Happy Opposite Day

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You think you're not sleeping now? Wait till that thing's born!

Malory

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Jesus, these taste like calluses!

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Ray: Besides keeping everybody up all night with your damn hootenannies...
Archer: Wait, that was a hootenanny?

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Archer: And Woodhouse, if you spend any of that on heroin, you better buy enough to OD on, because...
Woodhouse: Will do!!

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Archer: Pam...Pam...
Pam: Whaaat?!
Archer: Danger zone!! No no no, wait...This is it!

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Cyril: So...why are we in our underwear?
Krieger: Meh...don't worry about it.

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Archer: There's no way a superstar like Kenny Loggins is going to be registered under his own name.
Pam: Yeah ha ha....it's not like he's Messina.

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I don't know about you, but I"m gonna be pretty upset if I end up having to murder Kenny Loggins.

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