Jenna: He said I was a good person.
Lacey: That son of a bitch.

I really want to believe you, I really do, it's just that you're a f***ing horrible person, Amber.

Matty

Matty, can you get rid of the barnacle for a second so we can talk skiing.

Sadie

Jenna: This girl's a freak.
Sadie: Wow, what an astute observation.

Kevin: Are you still afraid of the lift?
Lacey: Are you still afraid of me ripping your balls off? Because you should be.

Bovine Feces that's bulls**t in SAT.

Tamara

Here's the deal Eva, things aren't great between Matty and I right now, but I know Matty McKibben and he would never f**k you in my bed. So I don't know what kind of game this is you're playing, but count me out. But, hey, nice try.

Jenna

The only thing worse than getting dumped is a eat, pray, suck road trip with you two morons. Good luck with Crossroads 2!

Sadie

Shane: Do you just blurt out every offensive thing you think?
Tamara: No, it's actually carefully curated.

That bitch ditched? I am going to f***ing kill her.

Sadie

I am so sorry sweetie. I'm just going to be a bad parent, and pretend I didn't see any of this.

Lacey

Tamara: O M G, did you hear that?
Jake: Hear what?
Tamara: That's the sound of me not giving a flying f**k!

Awkward Quotes

Hey! Stop! Don't touch me there that sir is my no no square.

Lissa

Without the bad days we can never appreciate the good ones, and, there are so many good days coming your way. Just do me a favor, forgive yourself like you forgave me.

Lacey