You can photo bomb me any day with that IPA.

Tamara

Sorry If my definition of fun isn't drinking all the time.

Jenna

I can't wear it while I'm on duty.

Jake

I didn't call you unless it's been a butt dial.

Jenna

I suddenly felt a strong urge to call in sick tomorrow morning.

Jenna

Jake, I need a power outlet. If my phone dies, I die.

Sadie

Matty, over here. Can you move? My friend wants to sit next to me.

Lacey

I know, I']'m sorry. I'm totes going to BFF jail.

Tamara

I don't work here, psycho.

Jake

At these prices, I can see why someone would turn to prostitution for a drink.

Luke

I hated to think of you alone.

Luke

I may have shaken that one up a bit.

Sullie

Awkward Quotes

Becca: What I don't know is, are you a cool Asian or a school Asian? What are your PSAT scores?
Ming: 120.
Becca: Low. You're not a school Asian. Have you ever spring break-ed in Cabo, downed Adderall, or had an affair with the lead singer of an indie rock band?
Ming: No.
Becca: Not a cool Asian either.
Ming: So what am I?
Becca: White.

Sadie: Sergio, I didn’t mean to be such a bitch.
Sergio: Oh bullshit, you’re a finely tuned bitch machine, sedita.