Relax, it's not like I'm rushing to tell anyone you're mom's having another little bitch.

Aly

Earth to Hamel-tard. You're blocking my way.

Sadie

Okay, withholding Warren over there.

Tamara

No, don't ralf and roll all over my seats. My mom will go full American Psycho.

Tamara

Tamara: What would you know about a real relationship?
Jenna: What does that mean?
Tamara: You fuck up all your relationships.

What if Adam was Mr. Big and I just let him go?

Tamara

Tamara: Hey everyone it looks like someone put a wish in the Tamara and Adam wish bowl.
Sadie: Um, what the fuck is that?

Jake: This is stupid.
Gabby: Then let's get the fuck out of here.

Matty: I'll take a beer if you have it.
Tamara: Uh, this isn't a kegger, Mckibben.

I'll break up with him in the morning. It'll be better over brunch. A brunch up.

Tamara

Jenna: Tamara get back here.
Tamara: Take a chill pill, Solange Knowles.

Aly, what are you doing here? I told security to keep all drunk hags out.

Sadie

Awkward Quotes

Hey! Stop! Don't touch me there that sir is my no no square.

Lissa

Without the bad days we can never appreciate the good ones, and, there are so many good days coming your way. Just do me a favor, forgive yourself like you forgave me.

Lacey