Relax, it's not like I'm rushing to tell anyone you're mom's having another little bitch.


Earth to Hamel-tard. You're blocking my way.


Okay, withholding Warren over there.


No, don't ralf and roll all over my seats. My mom will go full American Psycho.


Tamara: What would you know about a real relationship?
Jenna: What does that mean?
Tamara: You fuck up all your relationships.

What if Adam was Mr. Big and I just let him go?


Tamara: Hey everyone it looks like someone put a wish in the Tamara and Adam wish bowl.
Sadie: Um, what the fuck is that?

Jake: This is stupid.
Gabby: Then let's get the fuck out of here.

Matty: I'll take a beer if you have it.
Tamara: Uh, this isn't a kegger, Mckibben.

I'll break up with him in the morning. It'll be better over brunch. A brunch up.


Jenna: Tamara get back here.
Tamara: Take a chill pill, Solange Knowles.

Aly, what are you doing here? I told security to keep all drunk hags out.


Awkward Quotes

Hey! Stop! Don't touch me there that sir is my no no square.


Without the bad days we can never appreciate the good ones, and, there are so many good days coming your way. Just do me a favor, forgive yourself like you forgave me.