Seniors, this is our last bonfire so enjoy it even though 50 percent of our class doesn't deserve to live.Tamara
Happy? Happy? How am I supposed to have a Happy New Year when you've abandoned me like a baby in a dumpster outside of prom?Tamara
Tamara: Who's auditioning for Teen Mom 3?
Jenna: I have no idea.
Tamara: Is it you? Luke sperminated and terminated you? I will just defer college and we'll raise this baby together in a non-sexual life partnership. No offense, you're not really my type. Now, what are we thinking for the nursery?
Jenna: He said I was a good person.
Lacey: That son of a bitch.
I really want to believe you, I really do, it's just that you're a f***ing horrible person, Amber.Matty
Matty, can you get rid of the barnacle for a second so we can talk skiing.Sadie
Jenna: This girl's a freak.
Sadie: Wow, what an astute observation.
Kevin: Are you still afraid of the lift?
Lacey: Are you still afraid of me ripping your balls off? Because you should be.
Bovine Feces that's bulls**t in SAT.Tamara
Here's the deal Eva, things aren't great between Matty and I right now, but I know Matty McKibben and he would never f**k you in my bed. So I don't know what kind of game this is you're playing, but count me out. But, hey, nice try.Jenna
The only thing worse than getting dumped is a eat, pray, suck road trip with you two morons. Good luck with Crossroads 2!Sadie
Shane: Do you just blurt out every offensive thing you think?
Tamara: No, it's actually carefully curated.