Awkward

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Awkward

Do I hear a bitch-pitch in your voice?

Tamara

Tamara: Jenna, why are you holing up in here?
Jenna: It just feels more comfortable in the toilet since I feel like s**t.

Sadie: What are we gonna do? Be a three way freak show where you hold my hips as I slow dance with Austin?
Lissa: Oh, that sounds fun!

If you tell anyone I’m having this soft side moment I swear I will cut you.

Sadie

Ally: Suck it up, big girls don’t cry.
Sadie: Whore.
Ally: Bitch

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Without the bad days we can never appreciate the good ones, and, there are so many good days coming your way. Just do me a favor, forgive yourself like you forgave me.

Lacey

By all appearances without her cray on display I was picking up the slack.

Jenna

Jenna: Just act casual.
Tamara: Trust me, I know what I’m doing [Tamara awkwardly waves at Jake who instantly scowls at her] oh f*** me, I don’t know what I’m doing.

Sometimes my mouth keeps moving before I can even think about what’s coming out of it.

Tamara

Do you think people will know I spelled president with a z on purpose? No one’s gonna vote for me if they think I’m a dumbass.

Tamara

Val: Have you heard of the A.S.S. contest?
Lacey: I won one! But I didn’t get a paperweight I got fifty bucks.

Put those crazy eyes somewhere else I’ll fix it!

Ming
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Without the bad days we can never appreciate the good ones, and, there are so many good days coming your way. Just do me a favor, forgive yourself like you forgave me.

Lacey

Hey! Stop! Don't touch me there that sir is my no no square.

Lissa
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