Popular Awkward Quotes
Lacey: Isn't it perfect?
Jenna: Yep. Perfect for entertaining clients as a highly paid escort.
In case you're wondering I am calling from Hell.
Jenna
I didn't give a s**t if I set off the alarms, it was a real emergency.
Jenna
There was nothing happy about it. It was just another crap day in two thousand suck.
Jenna
Okay, remember to check your mirrors and don't let anything distract you, especially cyclists - spandex bastards think they own the road.
Kevin
Jenna: If my life had an escape button I would have checked out for the day. There was only one small problem...
Lacey: Make a wish!
Jenna: It was my God damn birthday.
I felt up my grandparents' Special Ed neighbor when I was 11.
Matty
Reseda? Where the f was Reseda?
Jenna
He was a remedial speller and that was proof enough for me to exonerate him.
Jenna
What the hell is a sex touch?
Tamara
Matty: Hey home wrecker! Did I cross a line?
Jenna: No, the line is across my cheek.
For 15 years I fantasized about everyone noticing me as I walked down the hall. What would I be wearing? Would every guy worship me? Would I be five inches taller and have porn tits? No, that was not my reality. My moment in the spotlight sucked some serious ass.
Jenna
