Popular Awkward Quotes
Jenna: What are you doing?
Tamara: Snooping, I found Satan's room!
I hadn't seen Jake since he impulsively shoved his tongue down my throat and by the look on him you'd have thought I'd never gave it back.
Jenna
Do I look like a hooker? My mom made me wear mascara.
Jenna
You know this is a charity league not a charity, right?
Sadie
Mo to the fo, I was in Sadie Saxton's house.
Jenna
Even homoerotic tension couldn't bring Stacy back to life!
Valerie
The reason that I keep bringing up our kiss is because I like like you.
Jake
Ohhh blood on the boobs!
Jenna
So you can sleep with me in private, but you can't talk to me in public? Figure out what you want Matty because I'm tired of being your secret.
Jenna
All right you two lets just pop the cherry on this.
Valerie
Take a sleeping pill and nap under my desk!
Valerie
For 15 years I fantasized about everyone noticing me as I walked down the hall. What would I be wearing? Would every guy worship me? Would I be five inches taller and have porn tits? No, that was not my reality. My moment in the spotlight sucked some serious ass.
Jenna
