Awkward "Are You There God? It's Me, Jenna" Quotes
Lissa: And then on Sunday Jesus forgives all your sins, and there's a taco party.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Tamara: Well, if they tell you to drink the Kool-Aid and take a nap. Don't.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Jenna: Which is why I am going on a church retreat?
Valerie: With Bible thumpers?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Jenna: I can't, I'm going to church camp.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Sadie: Hobags are relegated to the back of the bus.
• Rating: Unrated
Tamara: Remember his shirt, "Take it outside?" I realized where I know that from: My mouth. That's what I said to Ricky Schwartz when I pulled my freaky-dink at the assembly. Kyle's moved on from stalking you to stalking me!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Clark: I'm not totally sold on the whole Jesus being straight thing. All that time in the desert with 12 dudes and no women...
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Sadie: I'm a pregnant woman who claims she's a virgin. So, decide for yourself.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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Total Quotes: 8