And then on Sunday Jesus forgives all your sins, and there's a taco party.

Lissa

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Well, if they tell you to drink the Kool-Aid and take a nap. Don't.

Tamara

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Jenna: Which is why I am going on a church retreat?
Valerie: With Bible thumpers?

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I can't, I'm going to church camp.

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Hobags are relegated to the back of the bus.

Sadie

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Tamara: Remember his shirt, "Take it outside?" I realized where I know that from: My mouth. That's what I said to Ricky Schwartz when I pulled my freaky-dink at the assembly. Kyle's moved on from stalking you to stalking me!

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I'm not totally sold on the whole Jesus being straight thing. All that time in the desert with 12 dudes and no women...

Clark

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I'm a pregnant woman who claims she's a virgin. So, decide for yourself.

Sadie

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