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And then on Sunday Jesus forgives all your sins, and there's a taco party.

Lissa

Well, if they tell you to drink the Kool-Aid and take a nap. Don't.

Tamara

Jenna: Which is why I am going on a church retreat?
Valerie: With Bible thumpers?

I can't, I'm going to church camp.

Hobags are relegated to the back of the bus.

Sadie

Tamara: Remember his shirt, "Take it outside?" I realized where I know that from: My mouth. That's what I said to Ricky Schwartz when I pulled my freaky-dink at the assembly. Kyle's moved on from stalking you to stalking me!

I'm not totally sold on the whole Jesus being straight thing. All that time in the desert with 12 dudes and no women...

Clark

I'm a pregnant woman who claims she's a virgin. So, decide for yourself.

Sadie
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Awkward Season 2 Episode 4 Quotes

I'm not totally sold on the whole Jesus being straight thing. All that time in the desert with 12 dudes and no women...

Clark

I'm a pregnant woman who claims she's a virgin. So, decide for yourself.

Sadie
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