Awkward Quotes
Lacey: Isn't it perfect?
Jenna: Yep. Perfect for entertaining clients as a highly paid escort.
As far as I was concerned 15 could suck it because 16, well, it was starting off pretty damn good.
Jenna
For 15 years my Mother's form of parenting was to peer-ent. She was all about crossing inappropriate boundaries. So the fact that she was finally acting appropriate felt suspicious.
Jenna
Tamara: What the hell is going on with your Mom? Think she has cancer?
Jenna: Maybe.
This was coming from a woman who had simply referred to me as Little Bitch since the day I was born.
Jenna
The only thing open about Ally were her legs.
Jenna
Tamara: Got any tips for me?
Ally: We don't have enough time.
Was it possible that my mother let a guy sleep in my bed? Don't question, of course it was.
Jenna
He looked upset, boners don't make you upset.
Tamara
No. Effing. Way.
Jenna
My Mom's pretty easy, just apologize to her and mean it, then give her a compliment.
Jenna
I've already had one lethal misunderstanding this year I don't need another.
Jenna
