Awkward Quotes
Sadie: Oh look they picked the dead girl to play dead. Congrats Jenna, you've actually become a cliché of yourself.
Lissa: Cliché means stupid, right?
Valerie: Uh yeah, I've heard all about Tamara from Mr. Wilkerson apparently-
Jenna: -she's a performer!
Valerie: No, I don't think you understand, she played Tammy in Grease last year. There is no Tammy they just made up a character so they could kill her off in the first five minutes.
Take a sleeping pill and nap under my desk!
Valerie
All right you two lets just pop the cherry on this.
Valerie
So you can sleep with me in private, but you can't talk to me in public? Figure out what you want Matty because I'm tired of being your secret.
Jenna
Ohhh blood on the boobs!
Jenna
The reason that I keep bringing up our kiss is because I like like you.
Jake
Even homoerotic tension couldn't bring Stacy back to life!
Valerie
Mo to the fo, I was in Sadie Saxton's house.
Jenna
You know this is a charity league not a charity, right?
Sadie
Do I look like a hooker? My mom made me wear mascara.
Jenna
I hadn't seen Jake since he impulsively shoved his tongue down my throat and by the look on him you'd have thought I'd never gave it back.
Jenna
