Awkward Quotes
Tamara: She is so jacked up on Jesus.
Jenna: I'm glad we're friends again.
Tamara: We're not.
Jenna: It was a friendship drive by.
Lissa: And now everyone probably thinks I'm unstable.
Valerie: ...honey that probably has more to do with your twitchy eye than your outburst.
Matty: Hey home wrecker! Did I cross a line?
Jenna: No, the line is across my cheek.
What the hell is a sex touch?
Tamara
He was a remedial speller and that was proof enough for me to exonerate him.
Jenna
Reseda? Where the f was Reseda?
Jenna
I felt up my grandparents' Special Ed neighbor when I was 11.
Matty
Jenna: If my life had an escape button I would have checked out for the day. There was only one small problem...
Lacey: Make a wish!
Jenna: It was my God damn birthday.
Okay, remember to check your mirrors and don't let anything distract you, especially cyclists - spandex bastards think they own the road.
Kevin
There was nothing happy about it. It was just another crap day in two thousand suck.
Jenna
I didn't give a s**t if I set off the alarms, it was a real emergency.
Jenna
In case you're wondering I am calling from Hell.
Jenna
