Awkward Quotes
If you're not busy tonight, Ricky Schwartz is having people over for Strip Jenga.
Tamara
He parked his pink Cadillac down your side street of course it counts!
Tamara
Abstinence isn't easy and neither are you.
Lissa
Hey! Stop! Don't touch me there that sir is my no no square.
Lissa
Tamara: We have to go to Lissa's. This party is my opportunity to skip nine, maybe ten rungs, on the social ladder.
Jenna: It's probably gonna be a big party and no one will even notice we're there.
Tamara: Doesn't matter, a person's popularity is directly related to the number of red cup pics they have posted online. Photoshopping my way to the A-list is a big fail mary. To simulate gonge smoke I had to light a fire in my trash can and my hair caught on fire. Luckily I was wearing my Jessica Simps bump up pony so I just ripped that s*** out.
If we don't go then the terrorists win and by terrorists I mean Sadie.
Tamara
Agreed, the ellipses are the sluts of punctuation.
Tamara
In my fantasy scenario I was gonna be the badass, the rebel, I'd be a legendary sophomore rockstar that no one would ever forget again. But in reality I had 30 more people taking pictures of my tits.
Jenna
Jenna: What is that?
Lacey: It's you with a little enhancement!
Jenna: A little?
Lacey: It's perfectly fine to have Bangladeshi boobies these days. Because now we don't have to dream about having a new chest, we can buy one. I did.
Jenna: Sad fact: My Mom had more cyber friends than I did.
I needed to tell Tamara that I had given Matty the gift of my Vagi. But it still wasn't the right time.
Jenna
Tamara: Jenna, we got your texts. Where are you on the Britney meter?
Jenna: I may be mid head shave.
