Awkward Quotes
Maybe people would stop staring at you if you could just finish the abortion your mom botched.
Sadie
F my life.
Jenna
Tamara still didn't know I'd already seen action when I'd took a ride on Matty's joystick at summer camp. I'd been dying to tell her but the timing wasn't right.
Jenna
You're scaring her, it's not like she's gonna have a gimpy baby arm. Or is that possible?
Tamara
It was the dawn of a new beginning my sideshow status as the suicide freak was about to end and my creeper year was on the verge of retirement thank God.
Jenna
Valerie: Do you have any questions at all?
Jenna: I had about a thousand, but not one of them was appropriate.
Valerie: You weren't planning to ingest these were you?
Jenna: Actually, I was. They're breath mints.
Valerie: So they are.
Teacher: "To be or not to be?" What do you think Hamlet is saying there? Anybody? Yes, you in the back!
Jenna: I'm not raising my hand.
It was just a dramatic teenager rant! Not a cry for help. It was a misunderstanding of epic proportions. God, I wanted to die. I mean, you know what I mean.
Jenna
Why can't she be like every other teenager and starve herself?
Lacey
Jenna: My mother always knew when something was wrong.
Lacey: Sweetie, come here.
Jenna: And promptly avoided the conversation.
Lacey: I'm not paying Dominic to do your hair anymore if you're not gonna style it.
It was a lie, my lady business was on fire, but somehow admitting my virgin status seemed like a buzz kill.
Jenna
