Awkward Season 2 Quotes
Jenna: You're drunk.
Ally: And you're a dork, but at least I'll be sober tomorrow...for a while.
Jenna: I guess your plan to ruin my parents' relationship worked. Happy?
Ally: Listen, your Dad's the one who ruined their relationship and it started years ago.
Jenna: What are you talking about?
Ally: Think about it why would I hate buzzkill this much for no reason? Because I'm the one who had to pick up the pieces when he screwed over your mom over and over again.
What? You're not a bridesmaid, you're the flower bitch.
Ally
Jenna: We need to find a way to tone this down. Suggestions?
Tamara: Put on a hat.
Jenna: What's that gonna do?
Tamara: Hide your face.
Wedding Planner: I pay cash.
Tamara: I am your slave!
Sadie: Where can I get ready?
Tamara: By the dumpster.
Sadie: That's sweet, but I don't have time for a tour of your home.
Tamara: Jesus, your mom documented high school like it was the best time of her life.
Jenna: And it was.
Jenna and Tamara: Sad.
No joke, Ben's your mom's Matty.
Tamara
Ben's tactics were tacky, but so was my mother, so they were working.
Jenna
I need to get out of here. Emily is so far up my butt I can taste her, and if that isn't craptastic enough I keep seeing Sadie and Ricky. They've been raping each others faces all night.
Tamara
Gone were the secrets and heartache of my past. I was looking at my future.
Jenna
Considering that Ally's longest relationship was with nicotine her spontaneous engagement was kinda sketch.
Jenna
