Awkward Season 2 Quotes
Scrooge hated Christmas, dip hole.
Sadie
I call shenanigans.
Tamara
Let me tell you something about Ricky Schwartz. The only time he uses the "L word" is for burritos and lesbian porn.
Tamara
Ironically, Val had become a lot more insightful once she left the guidance office.
Jenna
Matty: And this is...
Jenna: ...a girl he deflowered at summer camp.
Now find me someone to dry hump.
Tamara
You can't even cook a pop-tart Bro.
Jake
What am I doing? I've been spending my whole night trying to out-douche a douche.
Tamara
Tamara: Am I cockblocking?
Ming: Yes!
And then on Sunday Jesus forgives all your sins, and there's a taco party.
Lissa
Well, if they tell you to drink the Kool-Aid and take a nap. Don't.
Tamara
Jenna: Which is why I am going on a church retreat?
Valerie: With Bible thumpers?