Jenna: It was a supportive eye roll because now you don't have to get a job!
Ally: I know!

Ricky: Hi beautiful.
Tamara: Die.

So I had megaphoned my mission to bang my beau.

Jenna

What's up suicidal slut? [Sadie shoves a dollar in Jenna's shirt.] Get used to it sex is gonna pay your way through college. You're welcome.

Sadie

I know what you're doing after school.

Tamara

Don't worry I won't let her know you're a hobag.

Valerie

What the hell is wrong with you?

Sadie

Ugh, Jesus, kiss me before I throw up.

Sadie

Everyone knows Jenna. She has a reputation.

Sadie

Lacey: I am sorry we got carried away with all of that girl talk. I did not mean to embarrass you.
Jenna: Don't worry it wasn't the first time.
Lacey: And it won't be the last.

Jenna, contrary to the advice I've been giving Ally; you need to know that every first time is the first time, and it should be special.

Lacey

Jenna: Bad breakup?
Tamara: 10.5 on the dick-ter scale.

Awkward Season 2 Quotes

Jenna: Val, the cat is imaginary.
Valerie: So is my relationship!

Ricky: That was-
Sadie: amazing. Yeah, I know, you're welcome.