Awkward Season 2 Quotes
I can't, I'm going to church camp.
Jenna
Hobags are relegated to the back of the bus.
Sadie
Tamara: Remember his shirt, "Take it outside?" I realized where I know that from: My mouth. That's what I said to Ricky Schwartz when I pulled my freaky-dink at the assembly. Kyle's moved on from stalking you to stalking me!
I'm not totally sold on the whole Jesus being straight thing. All that time in the desert with 12 dudes and no women...
Clark
I'm a pregnant woman who claims she's a virgin. So, decide for yourself.
Sadie
I want to thank you all for coming to this required assembly.
Valerie
Get over you.
Tamara
I went full metal sequins with my outburst. Isn't that punishment enough?
Valerie
I was cramped, hungry, and hot in the wrong way.
Jenna
Jenna: A hot tub equaled one thing: desperation. My mom was desperate for my father's attention, and her secret weapon always involved less clothing and more skin.
I don't like to sweat in public.
Lacey
Tamara: Hot tub? When did you get a hot tub?
Jenna: When my mom got desperate.
Lacey: I heard that!
