Awkward Season 2 Quotes
Kevin: I wasn't sneaking. I was just trying to avoid your mom.
Jenna: That's sneaking.
Sign here if you think Ricky Schwartz is a douche.
Tamara
Bitch had a point.
Jenna
Tamara: Son of a bitch! You played me!
Sadie: You're welcome.
If you got down and dirty in that hellhole you have more to worry about than your image. The Sanctuary is the slutty vagina of palace hills, total pitri dish.
Tamara
It's a good day to be Asian.
Ming
The Asians? I'm not eating lunch with those people.
Ming
Ming: Asians aren't magic, they don't have control over everything.
Jenna: Yes they do. Why do you think our school flag has a dragon on it?
Becca: What I don't know is, are you a cool Asian or a school Asian? What are your PSAT scores?
Ming: 120.
Becca: Low. You're not a school Asian. Have you ever spring break-ed in Cabo, downed Adderall, or had an affair with the lead singer of an indie rock band?
Ming: No.
Becca: Not a cool Asian either.
Ming: So what am I?
Becca: White.
I think we lost Ming to the Far East.
Tamara
Matty: Can I borrow your thong?
Jake: Only if you hand wash it.
I don't wanna go down. I've been there, one minute you're on top of the world, and next, you're butt-popping Meth in an abandoned warehouse with a guy named Rooster.
Valerie
