Matty: Can I borrow your thong?
Jake: Only if you hand wash it.

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Becca: What I don't know is, are you a cool Asian or a school Asian? What are your PSAT scores?
Ming: 120.
Becca: Low. You're not a school Asian. Have you ever spring break-ed in Cabo, downed Adderall, or had an affair with the lead singer of an indie rock band?
Ming: No.
Becca: Not a cool Asian either.
Ming: So what am I?
Becca: White.

Himore was trying to stop us from letting us park our cars in the visitor spaces, that bitch had to go.