Being Human

Being Human Season 1 Quotes

Season 1 Episode 13: "A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to Me Killing You"

Josh: Hey, so, you know, when was the last time the three of us got together and just played a really good game of Celebrity?
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Aidan: I think it means that you're more tethered to the earth.
Sally: So I'm stuck here now, like the rest of the one-eyed crazies.
Aidan: You're still not solid yet, you're just more charged.
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Bishop: What do you think would upset your mother more, You brain or heart on a platter?
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Celine: If you had your fill of live blood, you'd be healed by now. Drink me.
Aidan: No.
Celine: Don't be a fool. Bishop's coming for you. You can't fight him like this.
Aidan: Celine, I would have to drain you.
Celine: I'd rather die for you than for cancer.
Aidan. I will heal. I just need a little time. And, I need to get home.
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Josh: Just so you know, it wouldn't have been exactly like beating up a girl.
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Season 1 Episode 12: "You're the One That I Haunt"

Celine: It's otherworldly. You're exactly the same, minus the tragic sideburns.
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Josh: You know what, we should probably do an ego assessment. Don't you think we're thinking of ourselves just a little too highly?
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Josh: So we're gonna ah.. we're gonna go to work. So, you just have a really nice day. Okay? Maybe like a me day. Maybe some skin cream.
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Josh: She looks like the Grudge.
Aidan: I know she looks a little rough.
Josh: Rough? If we video taped Sally right now and showed somebody, they'd be dead in three days.
Aidan: She's needs exercise, she's weak
Josh: She looks like she's going to eat our entrails, Aidan.
Aidan: It's only been a few days, she needs time to heal. She'll be back.
Josh: As what?!
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Josh: Aw. You know, I feel really awkward walking around with a bunch of stakes under my jacket.
Aidan: You'll feel a lot less awkward when some vampire's ripping into your face.
Josh: Yesterday, one fell out and I had to explain to a room full of nurses that I was whittling. That I had taken up whittling.
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Season 1 Episode 11: "Going Dutch"

Bridget: What happened to Sally? What happened to her?
Exorcist: I don't know, but I hope she's still here. She deserves this place. And you? You deserve whatever she does to you.
Danny: No, no! Sally's just a liar. She just can't stand for us to be happy!
Exorcist: No, the dead don't lie.
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Bishop: Hmmm. Forgive my heedlessness. I accept your terms. My family will be reduced, Boston will be yours, let's celebrate.
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Aidan: If you reject the Dutch, then every councilman in the family will be after your head.
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Marcus: Is it Aidan? You wouldn't make him leader, would you? Because, with all due respect, that would be insane. He's a heretic, a sham.
Hegeman: Please do not presume that you will tell me anything that I don't already know.
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Rebecca: Give up on us. There is too much blood under the bridge, and now it's just too late.
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Rebecca: My God. You've been here one day and you have Kool-Aid coming out of your ears.
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Nora: I'm pregnant Josh.
Josh: With my baby?
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Bishop: So greedy. And they think we're uncivilized.
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Edler Vampire 1: They're not chained.
Elder Vampire 2: Were they compelled?
Bishop: There's no need. They're here by choice. Some because they hope to be diners some day and some, they have issues.
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Season 1 Episode 10: "Dog Eat Dog"

Aidan: What are they doing here.
Bishop: I think we both know the answer to that. Tomorrow they're gonna kill me. It's good to have you back, Aidan.
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