Being Human

Being Human Season 1 Quotes (Page 2)

Season 1 Episode 10: "Dog Eat Dog"

Josh: God, Aidan. What are we supposed to believe in if we can't believe in you?
Aidan: You can. I just hope you can forgive me.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Sally: I obviously don't know you. So, you tell me. Have you ever in your endless life cared enough about anything to actually take a stand?
 • Rating: Unrated

Aidan: Josh is the only family I've got.
Rebecca: It didn't have to be that way.
Aidan: This is not the way to take your revenge on me.
 • Rating: Unrated

Josh: And, he's a werewolf, too. They're going to make us fight each other.
Sally: What?!
Josh: Yes! That's the level of shock I was looking for.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Bishop: Brother, it was decided long ago. Different strokes for different sects.
 • Rating: Unrated

The Professor: Tonight, you turn.
Josh: Yes, I know. And I would not like to do it down here, with you, sir.
The Professor: That's why they brought you here. It's a dog fight, son.They watch you turn, they drool over your tortures. They bet money on who will rip who to shreds.
Josh: You're serious.
The Professor: The winner keeps fighting; trapped the other 29 days of the month.
Josh: And the loser?
The Professor: The loser dies.
Josh: So where's the other guy? They keep him locked in an isolation room with a piece of raw meat or something?
The Professor: For the last 15 years, they've kept me here.
 • Rating: Unrated

The Professor: You're a werewolf son, for them this is sport.
Josh: Vampires?
The Professor: Of course. They call me The Professor.
Josh: Well that's nice. You've been down here for a while, you've got yourself a little nickname.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Rebecca: He was the closest thing I'll ever have to a son. The closest thing I'll ever have to sharing my blood.
Aidan: I'm sorry.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Season 1 Episode 9: "I Want You Back (From the Dead)"

Sally: It's perfect for you. Cause I guess that's my thing; my echo. I meet a guy, he's great, I lose myself in him, he's going to solve all my problems. And then I just disappear into his.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Aidan: Hey, I can get more blood.
Bernie: I don't want it! It makes me sick! It tastes like puke!
 • Rating: Unrated

Aidan: Things have gotten out of control.
 • Rating: Unrated

Nick: I forgot you can see us.
Josh: Yeah, and your sex cloud, or whatever this is. It's gross, okay, it spreads out. I'm afraid to breathe because I don't want to inhale part of you.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Sally: Seriously, is it totally crazy time to try to pursue a relationship with someone when you're both dead?
 • Rating: Unrated

Josh: You know what? You're a ghost, talking to a werewolf making an egg-salad sandwich. I no longer computer what's weird.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Nora: You're such a nerd
Josh: Yes, but a sexy nerd. I'm like a living oxymoron.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Josh: That awful need to touch someone; be touched. For some of us, it just won't die. And eventually, that need will take you to your breaking point. Frankenstein's monster, poor bastard, couldn't stop reaching out. But, Dracula had it easy. He drank, he killed. End of story. He wasn't interested in being friends.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 1 Episode 8: "Children Shouldn't Play With Undead Things"

Rebecca: I've been watching you with him. You must have been a father once. Probably a great one, right?
 • Rating: Unrated

Cindy: Are you trying to use my son to pick up girls? Because that only works with babies.
Aidan: No, puppies are good, too.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Nora: Oh, you have soft lips.
Josh: I'm a big lip balm guy.
 • Rating: Unrated

Sally: Okay, I don't know what being 'wolfie' means, but I do know that you haven't gotten laid in two years. Josh, be the wolf.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

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