Being Human

Being Human Season 1 Quotes (Page 3)

Season 1 Episode 8: "Children Shouldn't Play With Undead Things"

Sally: Did you double down on antiperspirant? You tend to sweat a lot when you're nervous.
Josh: I went through half a speed stick.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Nora: I do love to watch you squirm. It's as though you're an artist and awkward is your medium.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Sally: I'm bored. Can I go back and watch Josh wash up urine?
 • Rating: Unrated

Aidan: You know, I've been thinking about last night, and you were right not to make a move.
Josh: Really?
Aidan: No. Look at them. Josh, you can't let Nora go out with that bastard.
Josh: Maybe she's into bastards; I don't know. As long as she's happy, right?
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Sally: What? You're always throwing it in my face that I'm a ghost. Let's put it to use.
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 1 Episode 7: "I See Your True Colors...and That's Why I Hate You"

Josh: If he gets inside, you need to cut his head off. You need to cut it off completely, do you understand? Okay? Yes. Keep them behind you.
Dad: This is crazy!
Josh: Just do what I say.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Aidan: Does your mom cook with garlic?
Josh: I don't, I don't know. Seriously? Is that a thing? For real?
Aidan: Yes or no Josh??
Josh: I guess so. Does it kill you?
Aidan: No, no it doesn't. It just makes us...us.
Josh: Okay, okay, so stop being you. How? How do we do that?
Aidan: Ahh...feverfew
Josh: Fee..what?? Is that, is that, is that a band?
Aidan: It's an herb...Josh!
Josh: Okay, how about any other herb? Any other herb, like on earth?
Aidan Mistletoe?
Josh: How about Matza Meal. Anything I don't have to summon a warlock for?
Josh: And, you're naked. And taking a bath in the middle of dinner.
 • Rating: 4.9 / 5.0

Josh: I swear to God, if that's my high school math teacher here for an intervention, I'm going to cut my face off.
 • Rating: 4.7 / 5.0

Josh: And you don't have to treat me with kid gloves, either. If you wanna shout, shout.
Dad: Okay. So how long has it been, Josh?
Josh: Uh, how long has what been?
Dad: Since you thought you were a werewolf.
Josh: Did I just...did you say...did I just hear you say that you thought that I thought I was a w...
 • Rating: Unrated

Josh: Two years is too long; they're gonna freak.
Emily: They'll be fine.
Josh: No, there will be freaking.
 • Rating: Unrated

Aidan: You're tough, Sally. If you could make any physical impact on me whatsoever, I'd be wary of you. You were strong before Danny derailed you. And you know what he is now, and you know he can't hurt you.
 • Rating: Unrated

Sally: Really? You can't hear me? I'm a ghost - I transcend pseudo-hippie rock.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Bishop: Marcus was provoked by a lesser being. He retaliated. Time was, you would have done the same thing.
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 1 Episode 6: "It Takes Two to Make a Thing Go Wrong"

Sally: She's so hot! Look at her boobs! I've always wanted boobs like that.
 • Rating: Unrated

Sally: Are you in love with Elvira?
Aidan: Rebecca? I ... feel responsible for her.
Sally: Why? She looks like she can take care of herself.
 • Rating: Unrated

Aidan: So, dinner. What do people like to eat? What do WE people like to eat?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Nora: See you later, doe eyes.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Josh: Ooohh my God. She's eating his face! Shes's eating his face! She's eating his face!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Aidan: The Vatican Tweets! I hate this decade.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Josh: Although I'm not past torching a brulee on occasion. Because men... enjoy... torching things.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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