Bones

Bones Quotes (Page 5)

Season 8 Episode 13: "The Twist in the Plot"

Booth: [to Bones] Vultures and hammers? That's your last message to the world? To me? To Christine? Vultures and hammers? I'm gonna go get the car.
 • Rating: Unrated

Hodgins: [to Daisy] There is nothing more painful than watching an ex-couple do the awkward dance.
 • Rating: Unrated

Bones: My last will and testament is 312 pages long.
Booth: Mine's written on a sticky note. 'Everything goes to Bones.' But don't worry, don't worry. I used your real name to keep it legal.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Sweets: [to Booth and Bones] I'm staying in Parker's room. Kind of hard to bring home a woman when you're sleeping on Wolverine sheets.
 • Rating: Unrated

Bones: You believe he hasn't yet recovered emotionally because he's incapable of finding an apartment?
Booth: Doesn't take a shrink to know that one.
Sweets: Standing right here, guys.
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 8 Episode 12: "The Corpse in the Canopy"

Bones: [to Booth] Whatever's next, we'll handle it. We always do.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Hodgins: Save the girls.
 • Rating: 3.0 / 5.0

Caroline: You want to take on a private army with an FBI tac squad?
Booth: Yeah.
 • Rating: 3.0 / 5.0

Caroline: [to Booth] You think I can just foxtrot into a judge's chambers with my winning smile and girlish figure and get whatever I want? I appreciate the compliment, chere, but it doesn't work that way.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Cam: We have to stay focused on what's important.
Hodgins: He was in my bedroom. He threatened my wife and child. Nothing is more important than that.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Caroline: [to Bones] That is a lot of highly trained squintspertise you are sending on a government-paid vacation.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Season 8 Episode 11: "The Archaeologist in the Cocoon"

Bones: I don't want to pass my failings on to Christine, Booth.
Booth: What failings?
Bones: Hyper-competitiveness, arrogance, insensitivity to the feelings of others.
Booth: You know what? Thumbs up to the self-realization there Bones. Actually, two thumbs up.
Bones: You should make a similar effort.
Booth: What?
Bones: Not to pass on your failings.
Booth: Whoa, whoa, whoa. What do you mean? What failings?
Bones: [to Christine] It's time for bed.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Booth: You know that was really nice of you to let Clark have his moment, Bones.
Bones: Well, I'm a very nice person.
Booth: Yes you are, but you know what? You're nice. You've gotta work on your modesty.
 • Rating: Unrated

Hodgins: [to Bones and Edison] Look at you two, sharing. It's beautiful.
 • Rating: Unrated

Booth: The guy goes whacky.
Sweets: I was going to use more technical terms.
Booth: That's why I interrupted you.
 • Rating: Unrated

Angela: Are you actually afraid of Brennan?
Hodgins: Yeah.
Angela: More than you're afraid of me?
 • Rating: Unrated

Cam: [about Bones] She'll be okay.
Hodgins: Yeah, that's...not true.
 • Rating: Unrated

Bones: I don't believe this. I taught you.
Edison: And I'm grateful. I promise, you'll be thanked when I'm published.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Edison: Crime, you. Ancient history, me. Remember?
Bones: Yes, but I would think you would want nothing more than my expertise.
Edison: And I'm well aware that you would think that. But I don't want to take you away from your murder.
 • Rating: Unrated

Booth: [to Sweets] Why is when I ask you something it's never about what I'm asking you about?
 • Rating: Unrated

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