Jake: You should've seen the look on my face when I saw it was her!
Pam: Your jaw just dropped!

• Permalink: Your jaw just dropped!
• Rating: Unrated

I've been thinking and I do wanna have kids. With you.

Jake

• Permalink: I do wanna have kids.
• Rating: Unrated

When a case involves me, he can get a little overemotional.

Kevin

• Permalink: When a case involves me, he can get a little overemotional.
• Rating: Unrated

Charles: Your yogurt's spoiled.
Terry: Who did this?!

• Permalink: Who did this?!
• Rating: Unrated

Sir, wait! Oh, I didn't know I was going to catch up to you so fast. I don't know what to say now, I thought I'd have more running time to formulate it.

Jake

• Permalink: Sir, wait!
• Rating: Unrated

Randy: We're actually all staffed-up in maintenance.
Jake: We don't want your job, Randy!

• Permalink: We don't want your job, Randy!
• Rating: Unrated

Say, "I am Raymond Holt and my brain is rock hard!"

Jake

• Permalink: "I am Raymond Holt and my brain is rock hard!"
• Rating: Unrated

Allister: A brain should be soft and wet.
Holt: I wanted to say that, but Jake told me not too!
Jake: Yeah! Because it's gross.

• Permalink: Yeah! Because it's gross.
• Rating: Unrated

You can use this. There are benefits to being underestimated.

Jake

• Permalink: There are benefits to being underestimated.
• Rating: Unrated

Rosa, come on. You can't break a mouse in half. Oh wow, you did. Scary. You really earned your rep.

Jake

• Permalink: You really earned your rep.
• Rating: Unrated

Holt: You need to focus because time is running out.
Jake: Oh yeah, that's what the F I'm talking about.

• Permalink: Time is running out.
• Rating: Unrated

I should've done this last night, but I chickened out. We need to break up.

Jocelyn

• Permalink: We need to break up.
• Rating: Unrated