Brooklyn Nine-Nine
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Have you still not watched Killing Eve? I've told you about it so many times!
Jake
I'm not gonna destroy her. I actually want her back. I really love her, Jake.
Rosa
What if the reason we can't find the hacker, is that there is no hacker?
Jake
Terry: Maybe I'll win this year!
Holt: Aw, the heist is already working. Sergeant Jeffords has recovered his sense of humor.
To Terry Jeffords, the ultimate human/genius.
Holt
I took that thing weeks ago, and I passed! I'm already a lieutenant!
Terry
Case goes to the Spice Boys.
Holt
We make a scary hostage video where it looks like we're going to kill C.J.
Boyle
Jake: You said you were kidnapped for real.
C.J.: Well, I don't want people to think I was fake-kidnapped.
Jake: C.J. will just tell everyone the truth.
Keith: No he won't, I bought him off.
Are they totally shocked? Is Kelly like 'what just happened?'
Jake
What's Holt's expression right now? Would you describe it as 'proud daddy?'
Jake