Terry: You said I should listen!
Boyle: Well listening doesn't always mean being quiet!

• Permalink: You said I should listen!
• Rating: Unrated

Rosa: I'm sure your mom loves you both equally.
Jake: No, she definitely doesn't.

• Permalink: No, she definitely doesn't.
• Rating: Unrated

Look I get it, you're jealous. I'd be jealous too if somebody was better than me at everything their whole life.

David

• Permalink: Look I get it, you're jealous.
• Rating: Unrated

Let's go bail him out. Oh, should I get my hair blown out first? I'm gonna have pictures of this day for the rest of my life.

Amy

• Permalink: Oh, should I get my hair blown out first?
• Rating: Unrated

Amy: No one pushed Boyle down the stairs.
Holt: Right. We may have plastered his eyes shut and forced him to roam around blindly but he fell down on his own.

• Permalink: He fell down on his own.
• Rating: Unrated

Hi Jake! I love you!

Nikolaj

• Permalink: Hi Jake! I love you!
• Rating: Unrated

Wow kids are really basic. Is being a dad super easy?

Jake

• Permalink: Kids are really basic.
• Rating: Unrated

Hahaha! We made a joke together!

Holt

• Permalink: Hahaha!
• Rating: Unrated

Terry: Doesn't that seem a little extreme?
Jake: Yes, definitely. But Charles just said he'd give anything for Gintars to be gone.

• Permalink: Doesn't that seem a little extreme?
• Rating: Unrated

What makes more sense? That they take Gape and remove letter? Or that I take Gap and add pricey "E."

Gintars

• Permalink: What makes more sense?
• Rating: Unrated

Do you know how stupid these accusations are? Diaz, you're fired.

Holt

• Permalink: Diaz, you're fired.
• Rating: Unrated

Jake: Wait a minute, are you mad?
Charles: Yes, because you butted into a situation you shouldn't have. You need to keep your butt in your pants.

• Permalink: You need to keep your butt in your pants.
• Rating: Unrated