Brooklyn Nine-Nine
Thursdays 8:00 PM on NBCFavorite Brooklyn Nine-Nine Quotes
It looks like you live on the set of Murder, She Wrote.
Rosa
Can we please eat?! My body is starting to digest itself. Terry needs nutrients!
Terry
Holt at your house, surrounded by these idiots? Guaranteed train-wreck. Thanks for the invite.
Rosa
I’m sorry – I just get so emotional when I talk about how bogus Thanksgiving is
Jake
No waiting, just toasting. I want you to toast, now I wanna eat toast, gimme some toast!
Terry
Holt: Try to blend in.
Jake: Good idea. I’ll just age myself 60 years, become Chinese and female.
Boyle’s a hero. And so is his butt.
Rosa
Amy: I was trying to insult you.
Jake: And instead you gave me an amazing life hack!
Holt: Nice work, Peralta.
Jake: Captain, you’re doing it! You’re emoting.
Holt: The next time someone threatens to kill me, I’ll come straight to you.
Amy: Thank you sir. I can’t wait.
Holt: I think you’re right.
Jake: Wait – what?!
The Freestyle Killer. Man! How comes all the killers you caught had such cool names?! The best name I ever brought in was “Narrow-Shoes Sam.”
Jake
