Brooklyn Nine-Nine
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Santiago: You go through doors normally, and everyone calls you pineapples.
Peralta: My grandma calls me pineapples, and I regret telling you that.
Brogan: I once saw Kaminski choke a hippie to death with his own ponytail. Peralta: Awesome! Santiago: Illegal.
Holt: Why do you idolize that man and the time he wrote about? Peralta: Because the 70s were amazing! Everyone had big juicy mustaches and all the clothes were orange...and flammable.
I’ve got some stories that will make Training Day look like Super Troopers.
Peralta
Santiago: Pretty hungover? Peralta: Shhhhh...turn off your mouth siren...
Holt: You look like a corpse we just pulled out of the river. Peralta: Wrong – I look like a cool rock star who OD’d in his own pool.
Diaz: When this is over, I’m going to find you, and I’m going to break those little fingers. Judge: Ms Diaz, please stop threatening the stenographer!
All Fire Marshals are doofuses, but Boone is King Doofus of Doofus Island.
Jake
Gina: But seriously, what’s your favourite Jay-Z song?
Interviewee: I dunno! Big Pimpin’? It’s Big Pimpin’!
Gina: Awww. Wrong answer, friend.
Jake: Amy searched for “Daniel craig hands + close-up”
Amy: You should talk, you searched for “cheapest date possible.” Jake: And I wear that search like a badge of honor.
The inside of your cheeks are very sensitive. It’s like the inside of your thighs, but with tongue.
Charles
His name is Cohn. C as in captain, O as in overlooked.
Amy
