Brooklyn Nine-Nine
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Terry: Sorry about your hand.
Charles: Thanks. It makes it really hard to manipulate my egg sack.
Good point, Captain Holt. Or should I say Captain Raymond Sex-Vibes!
Jake
Forget your ex, have meaningless sex. It rhymes because it's true.
Gina
Vivian is my fiancee. My ex-fiancee. My never-wife.
Charles
How did you manage to step on both of my feet at the same time
Jake
You can't handle the me!
Jake
This whole place reeks of bacon. Well guess what? I'm going kosher. Cause Jakey don't dig on swine!
Jake
I don't wanna be a jerk, I know you're dating Teddy and it's going really well.
Jake
I don't know what's gonna happen on this assignment, and if something bad goes down, I think I'd be pissed at myself if I didn't say this. I kinda wish something could happen, between us, romantic styles.
Jake
I love the spray tan, Joey. Let me take a picture of you, I wanna show the colour to the guy who stains my deck!
Jake
I got aroused last night watching a nature documentary on bees. It was fine until they went inside a hive.
Charles
Don’t worry; I know what I’m doing. I saw the first 15 minutes of The Hurt Locker.
Peralta
