Brooklyn Nine-Nine
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I have a sexy voice! Champagne. Mountain Range. Hugs.
Jake
"Cwazy" with a W, a backwards W.
Gina
Jake: It's the most fun day of the year, something you wouldn't understand because you're not programmed to feel joy.
Holt: Yes, but my software is due for an exuberance upgrade.
Another pitcher of your finest beer, good sir! And a glass thingy to drink it out of.
Jake
Yay, enemies for life!
Jake
Podalski: Chatter?
Jake: Yeah, I know, I'm sorry, I hate that word too. Tittle-tattle.
Breakups are a cartoony thumbs down. They make people feel face-with-Xs-for-the-eyes.
Gina
The English language cannot fully capture the depth and complexity of my thoughts, so I'm incorporating Emoji into my speech to better express myself. Winky-face.
Gina
Jake: Fine. Here's my gun and my badge.
Holt: I don't need those. You're not suspended yet, you're on administrative leave!
Joke: You never let me do anything cool!
I don't know what to do, I've tried being supportive. I listened to him talk about Vivian's lips for 2 hours!
Rosa
Judge: Justice cannot be rushed.
Jake: But, could it be gently nudged into hyperspeed?
Don’t worry; I know what I’m doing. I saw the first 15 minutes of The Hurt Locker.
Peralta
