RICO - stands for racketeering, investigative, cop, awesome.

Jake

I have to ask, do you think "awesome" begins with an "o"?

Holt

Teddy's like the worst out of all those guys! Extortion, terrible breath, murder...I put terrible breath too high on that list.

Jake

I agree - with the stuff about the drill, not the spineless ass-kissing.

Rosa

Every time you talk, I hear that sound that plays when PacMan dies.

Gina

I accidentally smiled at you last week and you shined a laser pointer into my eye and screamed "perv".

Scully

Let me check. Oh, it just says no one likes you.

Gina

Motherhood really opens a man's eyes!

Jake

Wuntch got served.

Captain Holt

Boyle: Every year I dress up and you guys never get who I am.
Rosa: We get what you are. A grown man who loves dress-up.

Captain, with all due respect, come on, homie!

Jake

Don’t worry; I know what I’m doing. I saw the first 15 minutes of The Hurt Locker.

Peralta