Brooklyn Nine-Nine
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Wuntch: I couldn't be happier!
Holt: Wait - why would you say that? And why aren't you clenching your little rat hands in anger?
Rosa, I should have listened to you.
Terry
Rosa. Yeah. Everyone should listen to me all the time about everything.
Before I came to the 99, I was rotting away at a desk in the Public Relations department. All I wanted was a chance to do good police work again, I just got it, and I blew it, thinking about that devil toad. I'm tired of politics. Let's get that punk!
Holt
Jake: This machine was the best restaurant in Brooklyn, and it always had a table for me.
Rosa: I knew just where to punch it to get free food, now I have to go back to punching Hitchcock.
That machine's been here forever, it's basically part of the force. Take Scully instead.
Jake
Goodbye, beautiful machine. Thank you for your service.
Jake
Okay, look, the reason I didn't want to work with you...can I do this in an accent so that I can undercut some of the awkwardness I'm feeling?
Jake
Jake: You remember when you told me that you didn't want to date cops? (bad Jamaican accent) Dat really bum me out, mon!"
Amy: Jamaican?
Jake: Yeah, that was a bad choice, I'm much better at German.
Madeleine's not some invincible succubus. She's a regular succubus and she can be defeated.
Holt
Holt: Are you with me?
Terry: Oh hell yeah!
Gina: I'm turning my phone on to airplane mode.
Terry: Oh my gosh, she doesn't even do that on airplanes!
Amy: What do you have to do?
Jake: (dejected) Don Johnson it.
Charles: (excited) Don Johnson it!
Don’t worry; I know what I’m doing. I saw the first 15 minutes of The Hurt Locker.
Peralta
