Brooklyn Nine-Nine
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Let's go bail him out. Oh, should I get my hair blown out first? I'm gonna have pictures of this day for the rest of my life.
Amy
Amy: No one pushed Boyle down the stairs.
Holt: Right. We may have plastered his eyes shut and forced him to roam around blindly but he fell down on his own.
Hi Jake! I love you!
Nikolaj
Wow kids are really basic. Is being a dad super easy?
Jake
Hahaha! We made a joke together!
Holt
Terry: Doesn't that seem a little extreme?
Jake: Yes, definitely. But Charles just said he'd give anything for Gintars to be gone.
What makes more sense? That they take Gape and remove letter? Or that I take Gap and add pricey "E."
Gintars
Do you know how stupid these accusations are? Diaz, you're fired.
Holt
Jake: Wait a minute, are you mad?
Charles: Yes, because you butted into a situation you shouldn't have. You need to keep your butt in your pants.
You and I are close, and I value your opinion.
Rosa
I had an issue with texting while driving, but I fixed it. Now I just don't look at my phone while I type.
Jake
I can't believe I'm gonna say this, but I think I'm gonna make an appointment with a shrink.
Jake