Brooklyn Nine-Nine
Thursdays 8:00 PM on NBCBrooklyn Nine-Nine Season 1 Quotes
Jake, he is a sea-witch in disguise, do not sing into his shell!
Gina
Charles: We can fill his locker with shaving cream and loose hair.
Rosa: I like it. I cannot believe that I'm considering a non-violent option
It's awful...it sounds like Joy Behar falling down some stairs!
Gina
Gina: Jake, you have 6 massage chairs.
Jake: Well they don't make a massage couch!
Jake: So talk to me Goose, how are we lookin'?
Gina: Sexy, but not like we're trying to, but like, sure we're trying, but it's almost effortless?
Next time I catch him shaving I'm gonna punch him so hard in the mouth that he bites his own heart.
Rosa
I feel like a proud mama hen whose baby chicks have learned to fly!
Jeffords
Holt: I know you'd all rather be at home binge-watching media content...
Jake: Ohhh! I just started the second season of "Media Content". No spoilers.
Holt: Do you see me as a father figure?
Jake: No! If anything I see you as a "bother" figure cause you're always bothering me.
You've been needling poor Peralta so much you've practically made him a new suit!
Holt
Blink twice if you'd like me to mercy kill you.
Rosa
I feel like I'm the Paris of people.
GIna
