Bunheads

Bunheads Quotes (Page 6)

Season 1 Episode 4: "Better Luck Next Year!"

Nanette: But corn is a whole grain! The southern lady on The Food Channel with the diabetes said so.
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Season 1 Episode 3: "Inherit the Wind"

Michelle: I honestly didn't think there was a scenario after the 1800s where people crapped in ground behind their house and then just left it there. But apparently there is, and suddenly I'm thinkin' about it, I'm talkin' about it; I'm septic tank girl!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Michelle: You have a very large door.
Grant: That's what all the ladies say.
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Ginny: I know you're supposed to have a mean girlfriend in high school, I've seen all the movies, but this is getting exhausting.
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Boo: If Charlie wants to notice me, he can notice me back here. In the back.
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Fanny: She gave you a magnet? It's sold, let's get boxes.
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Michelle: I have a lake?
Claire: You have one lake and two swampy ponds. Plus geese, which means goose poop.
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Michelle: You're so exhausting!
Fanny: We old people usually are.
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Season 1 Episode 2: "For Fanny"

Fanny: Michelle is Hubbell's wife. My daughter-in-law.
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Fanny: So, how are you?
Michelle: I think I stole a dog.
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Michelle: There's no crying in baseball! Or ballet!
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Boo: I didn't mean to scare you guys with hell.
Ginny: That's okay, that's what hell is for.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Boo: You're going to take ten years off of my life!
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Nina: I thought she'd have bigger boobs.
 • Rating: Unrated

Rico: Movin' to a new town on a Thursday. Ballsy!
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Michelle: She's calling her mom and I'm walking an old guy's dog and that's not even a sexual euphemism.
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Truly: I blame you.
Melissa: Me too.
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Season 1 Episode 1: "Pilot"

Michelle: Where'd you learn to kiss like that? Oh God, don't say your mother.
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Fanny: Oh my God, the quips, the chatter. Don't you ever just shut up?
 • Rating: Unrated

Fanny: What is wrong with my wine? It has a nun on the label and everything.
 • Rating: Unrated

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