Favorite Californication Quotes
Karen: I like you like this.
Hank: What, all defeated and shit?
Karen: Yes!
There's no keeping a secret in this town.
Charlie
Should I be worried? He does seem dangerously cool. Kind of like a young Lando Calrissian, with a dream.
Hank
Just warning you! Something post-pubescent and wicked your way comes.
Hank
Where's you cock? Oh I see it, it's right under your clit.
Hank
It looks like a button on a fur coat. Well look on the bright side Charlie, it may be short but it's thin.
Hank
She's really fucked up, Hank. I can't wait to play her.
Sasha
Hank: How is she? OK?
Karen: OK? What does that even mean at this point?
Hank: What do you want from me Karen? Look around, welcome to rock bottom.
I can't help it if some cock tard in a fedora takes a picture at the exact wrong moment.
Hank
Your attorney dumped you? How does that even happen?
Karen
It's decided then, I'm going out tonight. Like Zig, I'm jerkin myself to Jesus.
Hank
Hank Moody: Oh, look at the time: The big hand says F**k, and the little hand says Off. Good thing there's not a second hand. I'm going in.
