Favorite Californication Quotes
A morning of awkwardness is far better than a night of loneliness.Hank Moody
It's true I am kind of retarded, but I'm also kind of amazing.Hank
Movie Karen: Why does he love her so much? I mean what is it about her?
Hank: I don't know. I don't think I've ever known. I think sometimes you get it right the first time and then it defines your life. It becomes who you are.
To our beautiful family, our black President, and my magnificent dong.Hank
Hank Moody get up off your ass and come with me. I'm going to play you the greatest song ever written in the history of the universe. After which we shall snort cocaine and have our ass-oles tongued by the angels.Atticus
I look like a fucking FBI agent.Hank
Revenge is a dish best served with my dick.Hank
You fucked me in the ass Hank! I swallowed your cum, but worst of all, I swallowed your fucking bullshit. And you can rationalize it all you want by saying you were always honest with me, but it's still stealing.Carrie
Masturbation is for the poor, the downtrodden, the silent unf-ckables.Atticus
I won't go down in history, but I will go down on your sister.Hank Moody
Carrie: It's just, you fucked me in the ass Hank.
Hank: Oh, are we talking metaphorically? Because...
Carrie: No, I gave up the butt for you!
It's about a guy trying to keep it together while falling apart.Eddie