Popular Californication Quotes
Nobody likes you. You're ugly and your mother dresses you funny. Now smile, you f--cking douche!Hank Moody
It's true I am kind of retarded, but I'm also kind of amazing.Hank
Hey. You know, it's not fair to say BRB and then never actually BRB.Hank Moody
Radio Show Host: What's your latest obsession?
Hank Moody: Just the fact that people seem to be getting dumber and dumber. You know, I mean we have all this amazing technology and yet computers have turned into basically four figure wank machines. The internet was supposed to set us free, democratize us, but all it's really given us is Howard Dean's aborted candidacy and 24 hour a day access to kiddie porn. People... they don't write anymore, they blog. Instead of talking, they text, no punctuation, no grammar: LOL this and LMFAO that. You know, it just seems to me it's just a bunch of stupid people pseudo-communicating with a bunch of other stupid people at a proto-language that resembles more what cavemen used to speak than the King's English.
Marcy Runkle: You can have the ass if you want.
Charlie Runkle: You can keep it.
To quote The Clash, should I stay or should I rock the casbah?Hank Moody
She's got a nose ring, too. You know what that means.Hank Moody
You can't snort a line of coke off a woman's ass and not wonder about her hopes and dreams, it's not gentlemanly.Hank Moody
Hank Moody: Oh, look at the time: The big hand says F**k, and the little hand says Off. Good thing there's not a second hand. I'm going in.
I just get so lonely sometimes. I need a hug for a moment and the moment passes. I'm good. Smell you later.Hank Moody
Hank Moody: 'B' to the 'I' to the double 'L'. What's up, my nig nog?
Bill Lewis: I need to talk to you.
Hank Moody: Well, you should have called. I wouldn't have answered, but you could've left a message, which I would have quickly erased.
I won't go down in history, but I will go down on your sister.Hank Moody