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Californication

Why would I put some clothes on? This is the way baby Jesus made me.

Hank

Hank Moody get up off your ass and come with me. I'm going to play you the greatest song ever written in the history of the universe. After which we shall snort cocaine and have our ass-oles tongued by the angels.

Atticus

Seems like the kind of night where you need to feel everything. Even if it hurts so bad you want to tear your fu-king skin off.

Faith

The client insists Charlie! Now go get you di-k sucked by a stranger!

Ken

Without her there'd be no rock and roll.

Krull

I support you bromo-sexual.

Hank

I'm in a pickle Hank! It's a big gay pickle!

Charlie

Can I bring anything back for you damaged fu-kers? Some coke? Some heroine? Some Pink Taco?

Hank
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