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Californication

She's really fucked up, Hank. I can't wait to play her.

Sasha

Hank, you might consider smiling a little more often, it uh, got me kind of wet.

Abby

Charlie: I hurt myself.
Marci: What, you get shampoo in your pee hole again?

Some weed, some wine, some vicodin. I feel like I'm under a wet warm blanket.

Mia

It looks like a button on a fur coat. Well look on the bright side Charlie, it may be short but it's thin.

Hank

Where's you cock? Oh I see it, it's right under your clit.

Hank

It's true I am kind of retarded, but I'm also kind of amazing.

Hank

You know what they say. You can't polish a turd.

Becca

Should I be worried? He does seem dangerously cool. Kind of like a young Lando Calrissian, with a dream.

Hank
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Californication Season 4 Episode 5 Quotes

You know what they say. You can't polish a turd.

Becca

Should I be worried? He does seem dangerously cool. Kind of like a young Lando Calrissian, with a dream.

Hank
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