Californication Season 4 Episode 5: "Freeze-Frame" Quotes
She's really fucked up, Hank. I can't wait to play her.Sasha
Hank, you might consider smiling a little more often, it uh, got me kind of wet.Abby
Charlie: I hurt myself.
Marci: What, you get shampoo in your pee hole again?
Some weed, some wine, some vicodin. I feel like I'm under a wet warm blanket.Mia
It looks like a button on a fur coat. Well look on the bright side Charlie, it may be short but it's thin.Hank
Where's you cock? Oh I see it, it's right under your clit.Hank
It's true I am kind of retarded, but I'm also kind of amazing.Hank
You know what they say. You can't polish a turd.Becca
Should I be worried? He does seem dangerously cool. Kind of like a young Lando Calrissian, with a dream.Hank