Californication "Freeze-Frame" Quotes
Sasha: She's really f**ked up, Hank. I can't wait to play her.
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Abby: Hank, you might consider smiling a little more often, it uh, got me kind of wet.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Charlie: I hurt myself.
Marci: What, you get shampoo in your pee hole again?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Mia: Some weed, some wine, some vicodin. I feel like I'm under a wet warm blanket.
• Rating: 4.5 / 5.0
Hank: It looks like a button on a fur coat. Well look on the bright side Charlie, it may be short but it's thin.
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Hank: Where's you cock? Oh I see it, it's right under your clit.
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Hank: It's true I am kind of retarded, but I'm also kind of amazing.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Becca: You know what they say. You can't polish a turd.
• Rating: 4.8 / 5.0
Hank: Should I be worried? He does seem dangerously cool. Kind of like a young Lando Calrissian, with a dream.
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Total Quotes: 9